Who's there ! Amelia ! Amelia who ?

Amelia a package last week - did you get it !

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What happened to your three week diet ?

Player: I finished it in three days !

What do you call a Greek philosopher who plays hard to get?

A socra-tease Made this one up myself. I'll be here all week

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Why are the balloon bouquets more expensive than packaged balloons?

It's just air!" Exactly "What " It's inflation "I hate you"

Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble?

Because it was a wrapped scallion.