Package Jokes

How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

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What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.

What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

Who's there ! Amelia ! Amelia who ?

Amelia a package last week - did you get it !

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

Why are the balloon bouquets more expensive than packaged balloons?

It's just air!" Exactly "What " It's inflation "I hate you"

Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble?

Because it was a wrapped scallion.

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Manufacture Jokes More Manufacture Jokes

When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?

The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!

Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

What is a mummies favorite genre of music?

Wrap

Test Tickle Jokes More Test Tickle Jokes

What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!

What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

Shove Jokes More Shove Jokes

What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce

What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping?

Lazy bones.

Melt Jokes More Melt Jokes

What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

How can we keep our school Clean?

Student : By Staying at home. :p

What did the mexican say when a development fell on him?

yo get off me, homes!