Package Jokes

How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

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What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.

What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

Who's there ! Amelia ! Amelia who ?

Amelia a package last week - did you get it !

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

Why are the balloon bouquets more expensive than packaged balloons?

It's just air!" Exactly "What " It's inflation "I hate you"

Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble?

Because it was a wrapped scallion.

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Bed Sheet Jokes More Bed Sheet Jokes

What do you call a beetle in the bed sheets?

John Linen

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do you calla person that inherits a lot of money?

A millionheir.

What do you calla brown guy that asks a lot of question?

A curry-ous guy

Test Tickle Jokes More Test Tickle Jokes

What do you want to do before you tickle someone?

Test-tickles

What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead annnnnnnnttt.

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

What did the psychiatrist say to the crazy naked guy wrapped in cellophane?

Clearly, I can see your nuts.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran wrap?

Well, I can clearly see your nuts.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

What do you call an Asian boy with downs?

Lo Mein. See you all in hell.

Tickle Elmo Jokes More Tickle Elmo Jokes

What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

What do all 'Tickle Me Elmo' toys receive before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.