Elmo Jokes

What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

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What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

What's the last thing they do to a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll before it leaves the factory?

Give it two test-tickles!

What did Elmo take before he left the tickle factory?

Two test tickles

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!

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Give it two test-tickles.

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Give it two test-tickles.

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