Elmo Jokes

What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

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What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

What's the last thing they do to a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll before it leaves the factory?

Give it two test-tickles!

What did Elmo take before he left the tickle factory?

Two test tickles

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!

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How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

Factory Jokes More Factory Jokes

What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

What do all 'Tickle Me Elmo' toys receive before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

How do subscribers of r/jokes like their ribs?

Tickled.

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

Testicle Jokes More Testicle Jokes

Why did the boy laugh when he was molested by a test?

Because the testicles

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why did the Ferguson protesters go home early last night?

The whole thing was a gas.

What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

Receive Jokes More Receive Jokes

What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

Why did Dr.Pepper blush?

He received a Sunkist from his Crush

Test Tickle Jokes More Test Tickle Jokes

How does one find out the sensitivity of a gentleman's balls?

Test tickles

How do you tell if a girl is ticklish?

You give her a test-tickle.