Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

Why do hurricanes have women name?

Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference.

Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why is Xena never charged with any crime?

Because she's Lucy Lawless

How many electrons does a negatively charged oxygen atom have?

Nion

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.