Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What is the most offensive coffee to tornado victims?

House blend.

How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

When is paint free?

When it's on the house.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What should you do when a bull charges you?

Pay him

Why did you charge me a group rate?

Psychiatrist: You've got multiple personalities.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

How can you tell if a person's a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.