Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

What's a Jamaican's favorite brand of paint?

Benjammin Moore mon

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How can you tell if someone is from Texas?

Oh don't worry , they'll tell you

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES