Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet

What disease did the house have?

Shingles.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What do you call the angel in charge of hydroelectrics?

A God dam engineer.

What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know if someone is a socialist?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.