Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

What's red and smells like paint?

Red paint

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What's the best part about taking advice from r/relationships ?

You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.