Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

How do you get Mexicans out of your house?

Juan by Jaun

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What is green and smells like paint?!?

Green paint.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !

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How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

How do you stop a Lion from charging?

have a successful dentistry practise.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.