How do you know if someone is a socialist?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

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How can a blind person tell if they're home?

They check the architexture.

How many Social Justice Warriors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, just the one black guy they get to do it so they can tell him how oppressed he is.

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How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!

Why arent there any Socialist entrepreneurs?

Seriously I dont know.....