How do you know if someone is a socialist?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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You can't take a rib from a black man

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Literally all gardening stops

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In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.

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You better not make a habit out of this.

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They always worry about the worst case!

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Don't worry they'll tell you

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What is the opposite of an autist?

A socialist.

How do you know if someone is a socialist?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.