How do you know if someone is a socialist?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What's the new baby hippo's name?

Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.

How does a ninja shop for groceries?

No one knows.

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How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

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What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

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What is the opposite of an autist?

A socialist.

How many socialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All of them.