Hawaiian Jokes

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?

Hula the dogs out?

How do Hawaiians subtly enjoy a bad joke?

with a low "ha"

What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

What do you call a Hawaiian pizza with Jalapeos?

A Pearl Harbor

What do you call tossing a Hawaiian's salad?

Pacific rim

What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

What do you call a Hawaiian with a cold?

A Polysneezin.

What do you get when you drop a Hawaiian pizza?

Pearl Harbor pizza.

Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke?

Mahalo bro lights.

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

What did the Hawaiian man say when he say the buffet?

Aloha Snackbar

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Why was the volleyball player drunk at a game?

Because he spiked his drink

How did the pharmacist know his drink was spiked?

He fainted after the punch line.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What's the definition of a 68?

That's when you blow me and I owe you 1.

What do terrorists and the American government have in common?

They both blow up people who don't agree with them.

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

Tweet!

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Jalapeo Jokes More Jalapeo Jokes

What do you call a Hawaiian pizza with Jalapeos?

A Pearl Harbor

Why are jalapeos so annoying?

Because they get jalapeo business.

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of food can you color with?

A cranberry! Esher (my Grandson) age 5

What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.