Hawaiian Jokes

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?

Hula the dogs out?

How do Hawaiians subtly enjoy a bad joke?

with a low "ha"

What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

What do you call a Hawaiian pizza with Jalapeos?

A Pearl Harbor

What do you call tossing a Hawaiian's salad?

Pacific rim

What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

What do you call a Hawaiian with a cold?

A Polysneezin.

What do you get when you drop a Hawaiian pizza?

Pearl Harbor pizza.

Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke?

Mahalo bro lights.

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

What did the Hawaiian man say when he say the buffet?

Aloha Snackbar

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What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.

What is the worst part about going to Auschwitz?

Your dreams are not the only thing going up in smokes.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and an elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

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Why was the volleyball player drunk at a game?

Because he spiked his drink

Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team?

He was always spiking the ball.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bee can never be understood?

A mumble-bee.

What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

Jihadist Jokes More Jihadist Jokes

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

What do you get when you drop your frozen waffle at the beach?

A San Diego

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

What did the redditor do at the restaurant when he was done with his meal?

Tips waitress*

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

Bad Joke Jokes More Bad Joke Jokes

What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is it's own pun-ishment.

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.