Hawaiian Jokes

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?

Hula the dogs out?

How do Hawaiians subtly enjoy a bad joke?

with a low "ha"

What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

What do you call a Hawaiian pizza with Jalapeos?

A Pearl Harbor

What do you call tossing a Hawaiian's salad?

Pacific rim

What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

What do you call a Hawaiian with a cold?

A Polysneezin.

What do you get when you drop a Hawaiian pizza?

Pearl Harbor pizza.

Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke?

Mahalo bro lights.

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

What did the Hawaiian man say when he say the buffet?

Aloha Snackbar

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What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

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He .

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They get put in prism!

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Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

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How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

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How did Maxwell greet Ampre?

Good Faraday to you, sir!

How do angels greet each other?

They say Halo.