Hawaiian Jokes

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
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What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?

Hula the dogs out?

How do Hawaiians subtly enjoy a bad joke?

with a low "ha"

What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

What do you call a Hawaiian pizza with Jalapeos?

A Pearl Harbor

What do you call tossing a Hawaiian's salad?

Pacific rim

What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

What do you call a Hawaiian with a cold?

A Polysneezin.

What do you get when you drop a Hawaiian pizza?

Pearl Harbor pizza.

Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke?

Mahalo bro lights.

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Couple's Daily Question Mug
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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

What did the Hawaiian man say when he say the buffet?

Aloha Snackbar

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Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What's the last thing a Redneck says before he dies?

Watch this!

Why did the computer scientist die in the shower?

The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

What kind of cake did Noah enjoy?

Mabul cake.

How are an alcoholic and necrophiliac similar?

Both enjoy cracking open a cold one.

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

Why do Asians squint with their eyes?

Because bombs are bright.

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.

Bad Joke Jokes More Bad Joke Jokes

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

How do You find the worst joke of the internet?

You reddit.

Jihadist Jokes More Jihadist Jokes

What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey?

A Tryptophanatic.

Where do Jihadists get their snacks?

At the Allah hu snackbar.