Hawaiian Jokes

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?

Hula the dogs out?

How do Hawaiians subtly enjoy a bad joke?

with a low "ha"

What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

What do you call a Hawaiian pizza with Jalapeos?

A Pearl Harbor

What do you call tossing a Hawaiian's salad?

Pacific rim

What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

What do you call a Hawaiian with a cold?

A Polysneezin.

What do you get when you drop a Hawaiian pizza?

Pearl Harbor pizza.

Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke?

Mahalo bro lights.

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

What did the Hawaiian man say when he say the buffet?

Aloha Snackbar

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Jalapeo Jokes More Jalapeo Jokes

What do you call a Hawaiian pizza with Jalapeos?

A Pearl Harbor

Why are jalapeos so annoying?

Because they get jalapeo business.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you call a waffle you drop in the desert?

San Diego San-dee-eygo sandee-eygo sandy-eggo i'll letmyselfout

What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What did the terrorist Redditor say on the plane?

Wow, this blew up!

Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

Buffet Jokes More Buffet Jokes

What do you call a nursing home with a buffet?

A Golden Corral.

How are an armless man at a buffet and a kleptomaniac the same?

They just can't help themselves.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Spike Jokes More Spike Jokes

What happens when you spike Hawaiian Punch?

It gets a lil' kick. :)

What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone?

Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.

What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

Pearl Harbor Jokes More Pearl Harbor Jokes

What do you call a Hawaiian pizza with Jalapeos?

A Pearl Harbor

What do you get when you drop a Hawaiian pizza?

Pearl Harbor pizza.