What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

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Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

What satellite TV provider does ISIS use?

Daesh Network

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Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out

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What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

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Why haven't you introduced me to your followers yet?

Are you ashamed of me

Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.