What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

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What do you call an ISIS member who loves himself?

A nISISist

What do you call a group of ISIS members with their backs turned?

A bunch of sissies.

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Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

What time is it in Brazil?

Oh, it's 7 past Cesar

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What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched?

It was an explosive success

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Why haven't you introduced me to your followers yet?

Are you ashamed of me

What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7