Samsung Note Jokes

What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched?

It was an explosive success

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What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

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What did Kim Jong Il call his Kindle?

The Dear Reader.

What's the difference between a Kindle and a Kindle Fire?

The Kindle Fire has a lithium battery.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What idiot invented fire blankets?

You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames.

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why is Xena never charged with any crime?

Because she's Lucy Lawless

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.

What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.

Accord Jokes More Accord Jokes

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?

A steak-out!

What do bulls do for fun?

Play with others.