Samsung Note Jokes

What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched?

It was an explosive success

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What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

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Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What's the last thing the ISIS fighters' wife said before she blew herself up?

Bahhh

What do you call a camera mounted on a ISIS-truck?

a daeshcam

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

What's the creepiest body of water?

Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you drop a piano in a mine?

A Flat Minor

What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched?

It was an explosive success

Conference Jokes More Conference Jokes

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

What do fishermen do at a their conferences?

Network.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends?

Because Paracetamol on fire.