Samsung Note Jokes

What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched?

It was an explosive success

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What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

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Launch Jokes More Launch Jokes

What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched?

It was an explosive success

How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a black man and a white man in the US?

A white man makes it to prison.

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What did the Muslim Sonic say?

Gotta go fast.

What do you call a rich muslim god?

Ballah

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control?

Someone gets fired.

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.