Samsung Note Jokes

What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched?

It was an explosive success

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What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

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What did one rock say to the other?

Ha, you really think rocks can talk

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

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Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

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How is snow white?

Pretty good according to the 7 dwarfs

Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

What's the creepiest body of water?

Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.

Kindle Jokes More Kindle Jokes

What did Kim Jong Il call his Kindle?

The Dear Reader.

Why did Samsung call it the Galaxy Note 7?

Because "Kindle" was taken.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?

A full bull!

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What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten?

The cat shat on the mat.

Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

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How does a Bee get to work?

He catches a buzz.

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.