It was an explosive success
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The Samsung Note 7
Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.
Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.
I'm not scared when the bull charges
In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)
Too many thank you notes to write
take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way...
Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.
Exchange him.
Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today.
Because it wasn't "charged up"
Because the police charge you.
He was high on quack.
They were selling quack in the park.
Because he only had followers. Not friends.
Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.
He had to get a new goat !
Oh snap!
Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.
