What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?

Hula the dogs out?

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How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

What do you call a dog that is also a magician?

A Labracadabrador.

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Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

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What do you call a Hawaiian pizza with Jalapeos?

A Pearl Harbor

What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant?

ALOHA SNACKBAR