How do you know when you're in a true, tough lesbian bar?

Even the pool tables have no balls

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist

What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

Pool Table Jokes More Pool Table Jokes

What is green, fuzzy and very deadly if it falls on you out of a tree?

A pool table.

How do you make a pool table laugh?

Jiggle its balls