How do you know when you're in a true, tough lesbian bar?

Even the pool tables have no balls

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How do you know he isn't?

Because I am.

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

What do you call an alien with three balls?

E.T. the extra testicle.

Pool Table Jokes More Pool Table Jokes

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs on a pool table?

Rick O'Shay

What is green, fuzzy and very deadly if it falls on you out of a tree?

A pool table.