How do you know when you're in a true, tough lesbian bar?

Even the pool tables have no balls

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How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball?

Nothing, she just made gagging noises

What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

Pool Table Jokes More Pool Table Jokes

Why is a pool table green?

Well you'd be green too if someone racked your balls.

What is green, fuzzy and very deadly if it falls on you out of a tree?

A pool table.