Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

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Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

A: So they know where to stop shaving.

How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

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The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

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What kind of ant is good at maths ?

An accountant !

How can that help in this job?

You do the math"