Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

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Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

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Why do Christian figureheads not like science?

Because it's about two Adams bonding.

What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

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What's math?

people who give 110%

How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha ... ok, I'll leave.