Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

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How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

How do you know you're not a racist?

Only if you have four black tires and a color TV

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What is the cuddliest particle known to science?

The HUGS boson!

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

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What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!