Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

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Why's everyone so afraid of clowns?

Well.. You know what they say about big feet.

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

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Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

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Why is Math always sad?

Because it has too many problems.

Why do republicans hate math?

They were never comfortable with integration.