Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

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Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

Why do mice have small balls?

Not many of them know how to dance.

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What is the most overused force in science?

Van der Waals.

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

What's the difference between a PhD in math and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four