Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

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How do you know if a Chinaman robbed your house?

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What is the deadliest bear?

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Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

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Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

What kind of ant is good at maths ?

An accountant !