Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

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How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.

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Why do Christian figureheads not like science?

Because it's about two Adams bonding.

What is the cuddliest particle known to science?

The HUGS boson!

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How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha ... ok, I'll leave.

What kind of math do owls like?

Second Caribou: Owlgebra.