What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

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What is the most overused force in science?

Van der Waals.

How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

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What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

What does Jesus say when someone cuts his call?

Hello.. Hello..? Lama sabachthani?!