What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

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Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

What is the cuddliest particle known to science?

The HUGS boson!

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Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

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What did the stoic dolphin say to the whiny whale?

Cut out all that blubber and you can be more like me.

What did the bartender say to the foreskin?

You're cut off."