How do you tell the time in the US?

By looking at a bomb

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Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.

What brand is it?

Me: *looks puzzled*licks lips* It's donut glaze.

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How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker?

30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.

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How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

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What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..