How do you tell the time in the US?

What's the word for interested in something, but not enough to look it up on Wikipedia?

That.

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How is a bell obedient?

It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Who was the best boxer of all time?

Jim Jones, I heard he took out 909 people with one punch.

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:

Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.