How do you tell the time in the US?

By looking at a bomb

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How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.

Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

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Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

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Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

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Where did Sally go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.

What is the worst part about breaking up with a japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice.