What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

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What's the opposite of pro?

Con. So what's the opposite of progress

What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

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What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .

What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

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How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

What did both the bomb expert and the digital clock maker say to their mother?

Look, Ma! No hands!

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What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

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What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

What are some pros of living in Switzerland?

Well the flag is a big plus