What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

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What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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What's a sailor's favorite thing to watch at sunset?

Knot movies

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .

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Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

What did the frustrated cannibal do?

Threw his hands up

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What did dela wear?

Delaware) A. Her New Jersey

Why do black people wear flares?

because their knee grows

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What are some pros of living in Switzerland?

Well the flag is a big plus

What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.