What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

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Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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What do you call someone who only watches Horror Anime?

A Ouijaboo.

Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways?

He was a foyer.

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How do you mute an Italian?

Tie up their hands.

Why should you never trust a one armed philosophy professor?

He never mentions "on the other hand"

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What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

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What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

What are some pros of living in Switzerland?

Well the flag is a big plus