What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

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What's the opposite of pro?

Con. So what's the opposite of progress

What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

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How do you make Ben Carson yell?

Watch a movie with him.

Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

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How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

What do you say when someone hands you a nice, ripe blunt in Germany?

Danke

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What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco?

Because their balls would show.

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What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

What are some pros of living in Switzerland?

Well the flag is a big plus