Why did the Mexican fail English 101?

He wouldn't turn in his essay

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What sentence did the man who took 2 minutes to turn around get?

Man .

How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the guitar shop fail a fire safety inspection?

No Stairway.

What do you call a failing brand?

Calvin DeKlein.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do u call a mexican in the back of a cop car?

Pork and beans

When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

English Jokes More English Jokes

What is the most awesomely amazing word in the English language?

Anticlimactic

What are the 5 most terrifying word in the english language?

Five more years of Cameron"

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

Why do you call a Mexican midget a paragraph?

because he's too short to be called an essay.

Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay