Why did the Mexican fail English 101?

He wouldn't turn in his essay

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What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

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Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

How do you fail a urine test with a clean sample?

Poop in the specimen cup.

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What do you call a pessimistic Mexican?

A Mexican't

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup

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What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

What's the longest word in the English language?

A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."

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What do you call a Spanish midget?

A paragraph. Because he's not a full essay.

Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay