Why did the Mexican fail English 101?

He wouldn't turn in his essay

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

Why do they call it the Xbox360?

Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the hipster fail chemistry?

He thought the bond was ironic.

Why did the rock star fail his depressing math exam?

He couldn't get the saddest fraction.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Juan (This probably has been posted earlier but is still funny )

What do you call a group of people who hate Mexicans?

Que Que Que

English Jokes More English Jokes

What does King Kong and a black person have in common?

neither of them can't speak english and are unemployed.

When is an English teacher like a judge?

When she hands out long sentences.

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

What do you call a Spanish midget?

A paragraph. Because he's not a full essay.

What do you call a Mexican little person?

A paragraph because he isn't a full ese (essay)...