What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?

Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker.

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call two girls having their menstrual cycles?

A menstrual bicycle.

Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time?

Because she was an operetta (operator).

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do you call a bundle of hay in a church?

Christian Bale.

Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter?

A hole in Juan!

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty?

The bathtub.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink."

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"