Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado?

One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.

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What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.

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What do maggots and Alabama fans have in common?

They can both live off a dead bear for years.

How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What does a black man and a tornado have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.

Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished?

In a high pressure cell

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What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

either way, someone is losing a trailer.