Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado?

One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.

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Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.

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Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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Why don't tornadoes watch Bill O'Reilly on FOXNEWS?

It is a no spin zone

What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?

Catch my drift

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What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

What do you call a pig in a trailer?

Pulled pork!