Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado?

One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.

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What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.

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What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

What's the best part of living in Alabama?

You don't live in Mississippi.

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What do a Redneck divorcee and a Tornado have in common?

either way, you're gonna lose your trailer...

How can you tell if a tornado is stupid?

If it spins anti-cyclonically

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What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.