What's the key to long lasting Relationships?

Not breaking up

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do you do when your washing machine breaks down?

Give her a slap

Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house?

Because his gait is broken and his locks are few.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.