What's the key to long lasting Relationships?

Not breaking up

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What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.

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Why do bald-headed men never use keys?

Because they've lost their locks.

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.