What's the key to long lasting Relationships?

Not breaking up

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How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

Why did the fish's car break down?

It needed a tuna-up.

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What can't I find on the internet?

My keys

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.