How many homophones does it take to change a lightbulb?

Nun.

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How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

How many femenists does it *really* take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter how many femenists try, they can't change anything. Alternatively, they just hold it up and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.

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How many homophones does it take to change a lightbulb?

Nun.

How can you call someone and sound fabulous?

Use a homophone.