Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

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Why was the musician arrested?

He got in treble.

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why's it so hard for blind people to commit crimes?

Because they can't see.

What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

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What rhymes with freedom?

Oil

What rhymes with Snoop?

Dr Dre

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What's a rappers shirt made out of?

Strait out of cotton

What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?

Where my knickers at "