Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

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What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books."

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

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What's the difference between crime and cybercrime?

At the moment this joke.

What squeaks as it solves crimes ?

Miami mice !

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What is black and rhymes with Snoop Dogg?

Dr. Dre

Why doesn't orange rhyme with anything?

Because it's a Mandarin word

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What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?

Where my knickers at "

What do rappers like on their burritos?

Waka Flakamole I'll show myself out