Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

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Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

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How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

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What is Brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre, of course.

What rhymes with computer?

No it doesn't...

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle. :)

How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.