Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

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Why was the battery arrested ?

cuz it was charged with electricity .

Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

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Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

What's the difference between crime and cybercrime?

At the moment this joke.

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What rhymes with freedom?

Oil

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle. :)

What do rappers like on their burritos?

Waka Flakamole I'll show myself out