How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.

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Music Jokes More Music Jokes

Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?

Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

What's a slave's favorite type of music?

House

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Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?

Where my knickers at "

How do most rappers build a following?

They go shopping at a department store.