How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.

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What kind of music does a mummy like?

W)rap music!

What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.

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What happens when Hillary throws relevant questions?

Donald Ducks I'll show myself out

How do chinese people name their childre n?

They throw a toaster down the stairs.

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

Why do rappers make bad carpenters?

Because they measure 5.5 to 6 inches as 8 to 13 inches.

What's a rappers shirt made out of?

Strait out of cotton