Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

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Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

Mint Jokes More Mint Jokes

What do you call someone who sings about mints?

A "Minstrel".

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

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Why can't animals take tests?

Too many cheetahs!!!!

How do you know Satan's barbeque ribs are good?

Cos they're trident tested. #noapologies

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What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

Which candy is never on time?

Choco-late.

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What do you get when you smoke pot with a bee in a candy shop?

A sweet buzz!

Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint