Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

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Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

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Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

Why did the Hydroxyl molecule blow up the US Mint?

It was a Free Radical.

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What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

What did the asian do after receiving a test with a bad grade?

Bangladesh

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Which candy is never on time?

Choco-late.

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?

Dental floss !

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Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

What do you get when you smoke pot with a bee in a candy shop?

A sweet buzz!