Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

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What did they call Jesus after He died on the cross?

Xavier

What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for?

Haploid

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Why did the Hydroxyl molecule blow up the US Mint?

It was a Free Radical.

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

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Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

What do you have to use to check a test on Telemarketing?

A Scamtron.

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What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.

Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.

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Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

What do you get when you smoke pot with a bee in a candy shop?

A sweet buzz!