Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

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What did Jesus say to Mohammed...?

What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

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Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

Whats the difference between congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

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Which is the only bank that drug tests all of its employees?

PNC

Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

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What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?

What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.

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Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

What do you get when you smoke pot with a bee in a candy shop?

A sweet buzz!