Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

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Why does Jesus Jaywalk?

Because he hates crosswalks

What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.

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Who makes a million dollars a day?

Someone who works in a mint.

Why did a lightbulb in the candy store go out?

It needed to get it's fill o' mint.

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Why did the boy laugh when he was molested by a test?

Because the testicles

What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A: A cramberry.

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Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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What do you get when you smoke pot with a bee in a candy shop?

A sweet buzz!

Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint