Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

Previous Random Joke Next
Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you call a deaf dinosaur?

Anything you like - he can't hear you.

What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the blind guy say when he walked past Red Lobster?

Hi, Ladies!

What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What Bird?

Which bird symbolizes love? Swallow.

What do cannonballs do when they fall in love?

They make bbs

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

White Van Jokes More White Van Jokes

What's a pedo's favorite kind of shoe?

White vans

What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

Daniel Jokes More Daniel Jokes

What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*