Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

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Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic ..

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How does Harry Potter travel about?

Walking -Jk Rolling

What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

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How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

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Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.

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What's a pedo's favorite kind of shoe?

White vans

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

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What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan

Why Can't Foster Kids Play Baseball?

They Don't Know Where Home Is!" Daniel , Reddit Clown