Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

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Why doesn't Waldo wear stripes?

He doesn't like to be spotted

What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

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What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

How many roads must a man walk?

42

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Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

Where do Koalas love to go for a holiday?

Koala Lumpur.

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Who's there ! Candy ! Candy who ?

Candy cow jump over the moon !

Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

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What's a pedo's favorite kind of shoe?

White vans

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

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Why Can't Foster Kids Play Baseball?

They Don't Know Where Home Is!" Daniel , Reddit Clown

What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan