Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

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What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

hopscotts.

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

Why do girls always walk in odd packs?

Because they literally can't even.

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Why I love duct tape?

It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"

Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

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How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.

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What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

What's a pedo's favorite kind of shoe?

White vans

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Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan