What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

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What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

What day do most mothers give birth?

Labor day.

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What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this."