What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

Why was the liquor trader arrested?

Because he was in cider trading

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common?

They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.

Backup Jokes More Backup Jokes

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they need a backup.