What do mechanical keyboards want for dinner?

Chicken ticka ticka ticka masala

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Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

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Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner