Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

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Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

What time do Germans leave their dentist appointments?

2:39

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What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.

Why do you never hear a pterodactyl go to the toilet?

Because the p is silent

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How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

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Why don't you see any transgendered parents?

Because they're trans-parent

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

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What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Who is Nickelback's biggest fan?

Helen Keller.

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What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

How do you get even with Hellen Keller?

Comment your favorite Hellen Keller jokes) How do you get even with Hellen Keller Leave the plunger in the toilet