Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

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What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.

Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

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What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

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What do you call a screaming timepiece?

An alarmed clock.

What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR

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What are parents that you can see through?

Transparents

What do you call a parent named Lee?

Apparently

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband?

On a blind date!

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

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What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.