Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

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Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

What's the difference between dark matter and Black Lives Matter?

Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system

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Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the toilet?

Because the 'p' is silent.

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Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

scream) APPLE!!!

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What is the most obvious caretaker?

It's a parent.

What broke?

opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

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What's Helen Keller's favorite mouthwash?

Jergen's lotion.

Why did Helen Keller try lsd?

Because she was told it makes you see things!

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.