Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

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What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

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How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

Why do you never hear a pterodactyl go to the toilet?

Because the p is silent

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What's annoying about going 90 in a school zone?

The screaming speed bumps

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

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What is the most obvious caretaker?

It's a parent.

Why doesn't ISIS attack Israel?

Same reason children don't attack their parents...

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour?

Corduroy.

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

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How do you mess with a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet