What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

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Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.

Who answers the Crime Stoppers Hotline?

Stymied Coppers

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Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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How do you burn an Irishman ear?

Ring him while he's ironing...

What is a Mormon's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings

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Why can't Ray Charles drive?

He's dead.

What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater?

This is the most violent thing I've ever read.

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Which fairground ride is made of iron?

The ferrous wheel

What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.