Ray Charles answering the iron
Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!
I answer back... You mean in bed
A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.
That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!
Because you end up with a ring on your finger.
If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone
A: Because he's married.
Endless love.
A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.
A smooth operator!