What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

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Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How does a cheerleader answer the phone?

H-E-L-L-O!

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's the difference between a cigarette and my exwife?

Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.

Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

Ray Charles Jokes More Ray Charles Jokes

What's the definition of endless love?

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater?

This is the most violent thing I've ever read.

Iron Jokes More Iron Jokes

How did the blonde burn her ear?

The telephone rang while she was ironing.

Why did the blonde burn her ear?

The phone rang while she was ironing!