Ray Charles answering the iron
When this gets 500 upvotes, I'll tell you the answer.
His answer: "My mom."
Stevie Wonder answering the iron
The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
Lord of the Rings
It put a ring on it.
Because he's blind you racist.
Because he's black.
They both were recently ironed.
A: Depressed.
