Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.
The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.
If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.
Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.
Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned
Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.
Baby's because you can use a pitchfork
The cigarette.
It's smoking a cigarette.