What's the difference between a cigarette and my exwife?

Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Gary Glitter?

10 "number 1's" and a not guilty verdict

What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

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How Do You Start a Flood?

An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?

What did God say when he made the first black guy?

Oops I burned one!

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Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

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What is a hippies favourite type of cigarette?

Yours :P

What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.