What's the difference between a cigarette and my exwife?

Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What did God say when he saw the first black person?

Ooops, I burnt one!

How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

What is a hippies favourite type of cigarette?

Yours :P