Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver?

Because she was a woman

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What did Helen Keller say when she won the lottery?

uunnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!

How did Helen Keller break her arm?

She broke it trying to read the road signs.

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver?

Because she was a woman

Why would Helen Keller be a terrible driver?

She's dead.