Why did Helen Keller try lsd?

Because she was told it makes you see things!

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What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

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What's the worst thing about your girlfriend having a miscarriage?

Trying to look upset.

Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D

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Whats the most essential part of telling a joke about terrorism?

an explosive punchline

How can you tell a redneck has got money?

He gems out his dip cup

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour?

Corduroy.

What does Helen Keller call her dog?

Nothing. She's dead.