Why did Helen Keller try lsd?

Because she was told it makes you see things!

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Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

What's the one thing a mechanic can't fix?

Stupid

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Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish

Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

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How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

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What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

What was Helen Keller's favorite color?

Velcro.