Why did Helen Keller try lsd?

Because she was told it makes you see things!

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What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

Why are fish so gullible?

They fall for things hook line and sinker!

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Why did the kids with the fancy bus try so hard?

Fo' Frizzle

Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

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How do you tell the time in the US?

By looking at a bomb

I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

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How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone?

Because she's dead.