Why did Helen Keller try lsd?

Because she was told it makes you see things!

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What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult?

Molestation.

What's the first thing you do when attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go straight for the juggler.

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What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

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How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour?

Corduroy.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver?

She was a woman.