Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

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What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

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What do toads and choads have in common?

They both taste a bit swampy

When is a car like a frog ?

When it's becing toad !

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What does Bob the spider do for a living?

He's a web developer.

How many spiders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two.