Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

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Where do men with erectile dysfunction go to find a job?

Ubisoft

How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

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Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

What did Mario say about Toad?

He's a fun guy."

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What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

Why are you hitting that spider?

wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this