Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

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What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

Why are eagles so hard to find?

They're always in diskies

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Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.

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What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !