Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

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What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

Are you sure it's mine "

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

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Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

What do toads and choads have in common?

They both taste a bit swampy

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What do you call two spiders who just got married?

A: Newlywebs.

Why was the spider inside the Computer?

He was looking for a webpage!