Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

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What are your symptoms?

I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything!"

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

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What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

he got toad

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

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What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.

What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.