What does Bob the spider do for a living?

He's a web developer.

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Why is the vice president always so self-obsessed?

Because he lives at the navel observatory

Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!

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What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

What do they call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids

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Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!

What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider

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What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.

How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."