What does Bob the spider do for a living?

He's a web developer.

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Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

What's better, Star Wars or Star Trek?

Answer: Knowing what intimacy with another living human being feels like.

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Why do spiders hate Area 51?

It's a no-fly zone.

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

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Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!

What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)