What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules?

Draculaw

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Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production?

They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure

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Why wasn't the vampire working?

He was on his coffin break.

Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

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What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings?

Norse Korea

How do you get banned from a subreddit without breaking the rules?

Post something humorous in . P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?