What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules?

Draculaw

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What do you do if a purple elephant and a multicolored horse are following you?

get off the merry-go-round! :)

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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What did one vampire say to the other vampire?

Is that you coffin

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

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Why did god invent whiskey?

x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world

Who ruled France until he exploded?

A: Napoleon Blownapart!