What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?

A Bronte-saurus.

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What kind of photos do turtles take?

Shellfies

What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

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Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

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What do you call heavy metal music written about fruit?

Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What was the first joke ever written?

Ugh, Ugh Ugh? Uggh!

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What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?

A Bronte-saurus.

Why did the bee started talking poetry ?

He was waxing lyrical !