What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?

A Bronte-saurus.

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What kind of tree would Hanna Montana be?

A 'Miley Cyprus'. Dear god, shoot me.

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

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What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

Doyouthinkhesaurus

What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

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How many feminists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.

How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

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Why did the bee started talking poetry ?

He was waxing lyrical !

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.