What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?

A Bronte-saurus.

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What kind of poker do stoner cows play?

High Steaks

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

What do dinosaurs put on their pizza?

Tomato-saurus

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What do Lady Gaga and E. L. James have in common?

They both wrote bad romance.

How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

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Why did the bee started talking poetry ?

He was waxing lyrical !

What is Little Finger's favorite thing about poetry?

Shtanzas"