What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

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What happens to criminal photons?

They get put in prism!

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He died on the cross!

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1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

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Space.

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How much would you say you read the Bible?

Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.

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A bookworm !

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Why did the bee started talking poetry ?

He was waxing lyrical !

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What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.