What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

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Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

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What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

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When do e-mails stop being in black and white?

When they are read.

What do mathematicians read for fun?

conics

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What is Little Finger's favorite thing about poetry?

Shtanzas"

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

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What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.