What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

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What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

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He lost it.

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What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

Why did Levi Strauss suffer from chronic diarrhea?

It runs in his jeans.

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What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet?

Very limited fonts.

What is a double-blind study?

Two orthopaedists reading an electrocardiogram.

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What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?

A Bronte-saurus.

Why did the bee started talking poetry ?

He was waxing lyrical !

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What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.