He suffered an elegiac reaction.
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How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)
Not a ton, he has a lot of sheepless nights.
Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.
A Bronte-saurus.
A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.
A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.
Slow Children At Play
Slow children.
In the bedroom, it doesn't take much effort to make your lover's jaw drop.
Bedlam
An Irish funeral has one less drunk.
An Autipsy.
It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.
Sharts.
