He suffered an elegiac reaction.
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How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)
Fred and George Weasley.
A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.
Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.
An Irish funeral has one less drunk.
That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)
Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)
Black magic doesn't work.
See if she'll perform black magic.
You suffer from pickled hearing!
Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.
A mariguana.
It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.
If you don't behave yourself, I'll plug you.
His daughter was always Ms. Behaving.
Slow children.
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