He suffered an elegiac reaction.
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How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)
If you don't behave yourself, I'll plug you.
A: "If you don't behave, I'm gonna quack you one."
It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.
He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)
A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.
A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.
Barbers.
His diet was krill-in him.
Triplets
To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.
Do you know how to drive this thing "
Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.
there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.
Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom
A polish bowling ball.
They're made out of dill dough.
