He suffered an elegiac reaction.
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How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)
A Sturgeon !
Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.
A: "If you don't behave, I'm gonna quack you one."
Men behaving Baghdadly.
A reptile-dysfunction.
Because he had a reptile dysfunction. ... Okay bye now
I"m arriving, I'm arriving."
Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.
the doctor asks. "I stepped on something."
See you next "fall".
Because he couldn't concentrate
It said "concentrate" on it!
Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.
A retarded bandwagoner
The police held an inn-quest
You get Insta-Gram