Performer Jokes

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

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What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

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Remainder Jokes More Remainder Jokes

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar

Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same?

Because he loves to abuse A Minor.

Ethnicity Jokes More Ethnicity Jokes

What ethnicity is Santa?

North Poleish

How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one?

He wears mittens.

How are strippers and Subway workers similar?

They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.

Specify Task Jokes More Specify Task Jokes

How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

Bedroom Jokes More Bedroom Jokes

What kind of sounds does Jaimie Foxx make in the bedroom?

No sound at all, the D is silent

What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

Why does Calvin Harris like reading fairy tales?

He loves a good happy ending

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of JD Salingers?

A Humble Hindi Bundle.

What's the difference between a group of midget engineers and a women's track team?

One is a group of cunning runts...