What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction

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Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19 . Got a problem with that?

What do you call a drink with problems?

Dilemmanade

Lizard Jokes More Lizard Jokes

Why couldn't the lizard get it up?

He had ereptile dysfunction.

Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

Bedroom Jokes More Bedroom Jokes

Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?

ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

Why can't Saudi woman drive?

There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

What do you call a broken snake?

A reptile dysfunction.

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.