What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction

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What kind of back problem did the terrorist have?

Scoli-isis

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

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Why was the lizard nervous in bed?

He had reptile dysfuncton

Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

Bedroom Jokes More Bedroom Jokes

Where would you find the emo kid at his birthday party?

Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom

Why wouldn't you teach a woman how to ski?

Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

Why was the lizard's wife unsatisfied?

Her hubby had a reptile dysfunction.