What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

How does a skeleton solve a problem?

With the bare-bones approach.

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Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ?

The Lizard of Oz !

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Why can't women drive?

Because there aren't any roads from the bedroom to the kitchen.

How do lesbians keep things interesting in the bedroom?

They think outside the box.

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Why did the T-Rex go extinct?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.