What kind of sounds does Jaimie Foxx make in the bedroom?

No sound at all, the D is silent

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What sound does an Italian American microwave make?

Bada bing!

What is Sean Murray's favorite song ?

The sound of silence

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What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

What kind of native American is Nikki Minaj?

Arapahoe.

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When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch ?

D

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?

ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.