What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

A: He got arrested just like you would've.

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What happened to the Italian chef when he died?

He .

What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

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What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

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She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

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What's Leonardo Dicaprio's least favorite dessert?

Bear claaaaaarrrrrwwwwwwss!!!

Why were the overly polite twins almost never born?

After you." "No, after you."

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What did Bill Cosby say when he was arrested?

Hey, hey, hey, it was only a pudding pop!

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

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Why do ducks have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

A: To stamp out forest fires.