Why is food better than men?

Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

Previous Random Joke Next

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand...

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Who succeeded the first President of the USA ?

The second one !

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

Whoops wrong sub. Oh wait. This has been done before, hasn't it?

You probably Reddit already.