Why is food better than men?

Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

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How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

What is more inappropriate than a 7 year old saying "I drink coffee"?

Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"

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What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

Who came in first?

The over easy egg because it was really runny. How about second The over medium egg because it was only a little runny. And last That would be the baked egg.

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Where did the joke wait to get a drink?

The punch line...

What do Italians do when they're waiting for somthing?

They pasta time.