Where did the joke wait to get a drink?

The punch line...

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What's the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

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Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

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How to keep idiot waiting?

I'll tell tomorrow.

Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

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What's the worst thing at a bad joke party?

The punch lines.

Where did the joke wait to get a drink?

The punch line...