Where did the joke wait to get a drink?

The punch line...

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Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

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How does R.Kelly end a joke?

Ba dum

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )

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How long have you been waiting to use that joke?

He happily says, "Since 2009!"

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

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Why do people like office parties AND this joke?

The punch line.

Where did the joke wait to get a drink?

The punch line...