What is the slogan of the Mormon Church?

We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young."

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What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?

Who cares

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Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

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What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...?

Mowed 'em.

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

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How do you request another Mormon wife?

Brigham Young

What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young"

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Whats the Slogan for every I.T. Department in America?

Mmmm. Move Over."

What was the slogan for Shakespeare's camping shop?

Now is the winter of our discount tents