What is the slogan of the Mormon Church?

We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young."

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How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

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Why are Norwegian women so hot?

The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!

How do you bring a joke to the front page?

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How many debutants can you fit in ballroom at the Waldorf Astoria?

OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.

How many cuckolds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.

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How do you request another Mormon wife?

Brigham Young

What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young"

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Whats the Slogan for every I.T. Department in America?

Mmmm. Move Over."

What was the slogan for Shakespeare's camping shop?

Now is the winter of our discount tents