What is the slogan of the Mormon Church?

We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young."

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What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

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Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

What did Michael Fox bring to baby Jesus?

Parkincense.

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What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

What do you tell a person with two swollen eyes ?

Nothing, you already told 'em twice.

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What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young"

What is the slogan of the Mormon Church?

We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young."

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Whats the Slogan for every I.T. Department in America?

Mmmm. Move Over."

What was the slogan for Shakespeare's camping shop?

Now is the winter of our discount tents