Why did the baby fall off the swing?

It had no arms.

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What's the difference between a pitbull and a social worker?

You might get your baby back off a pitbull.

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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Why did Megan fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there?? Not Megan.

Why did Mary fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there ) Well, it ain't Mary.