Why did the baby fall off the swing?

It had no arms.

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How long does it take To microwave a baby?

I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.

What do you call the teacher who lost her baby?

Miss Carriage

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How did Mary fall off the swing?

She had no arms

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.