What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

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What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

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Why weren't there any black guys in the flintstones?

Because they were still monkeys.

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

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Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?