What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

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What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.

Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.