What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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Why are blacks excited for 2016?

Because it is the year of the monkey.

Why did the sweet toothed scientist blow up his monkey?

He wanted some Rhesus pieces.

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Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?