What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

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What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

What are apricots?

Where monkeys sleep.

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Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

Why are gorillas so noisy?

A: They were raised in a zoo!