What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river

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Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

What do you call a journalist in Russia?

An ambulance.

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What did the regular expression truck driver say when he saw the number 10000?

104

Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!

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Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea?

I mean cry me a river river right

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

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What is a Russian man's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea River

Where do the Russian separatists go to complain about their lives?

Crimea River