What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river

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Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

Where does Russia get its water from?

De-stalinization plants

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Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

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What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

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What did Russia say to Ukraine?

Crimea River

What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.