What do you call a zoo that only has dogs?

A Shih Tzu

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How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

Shih Tzu Jokes More Shih Tzu Jokes

What so you call a bulldog mixed with a shih tzu?

A bull shiht

What do you get when you cross an English bulldog and a Shih Tzu?

A bull-shiht!

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What do you call a zoo that only has dogs?

A Shih Tzu

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.