What do you call a zoo that only has dogs?

A Shih Tzu

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

Shih Tzu Jokes More Shih Tzu Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.