What do you call a zoo that only has dogs?

A Shih Tzu

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When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.

Shih Tzu Jokes More Shih Tzu Jokes

Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

What do you call a menagerie of dogs with overactive bowels?

A Shih Tzu.

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.