What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?

10 after 1

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When is the only time you can park like a retard?

In a handicapped spot.

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.

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Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.