What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?

10 after 1

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How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"

What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side?

Everything, given enough time

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What's the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist?

A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.

Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

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What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them !

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.