Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it is two-tired (too tired).

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What's the difference between Colin Kaepernick and a martyr?

One stood for something

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

What do you call three lesbians on a bicycle?

A trike