Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it is two-tired (too tired).

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

For being out standing in his field.

What's your least favorite race?

I personally can't stand 5K's

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Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.

Why can't a bicycle stand alone?

It's two tired.