Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it is two-tired (too tired).

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What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

Annette.

Why are double amputees always wrong?

Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself.

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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dessed man on a bicycle?

Attire...!!

Why dont bicycles pedal backwards???

Because than it would be REcycling