Why are double amputees always wrong?

Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why can't the bicycle stand on its own ?

Because its two tyred

Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What has a ring but no fingers?

The former owner of a Note 7

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

Double Amputee Jokes More Double Amputee Jokes

Why couldn't Joe be friends with a double-amputee?

Because he's lack-toes intolerant.

What did the double-amputee say when he stood up?

I stand corrected." -From