Why are double amputees always wrong?

Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has six legs and goes "Hodeedo, hodeedo?

Three black guys about to miss the elevator

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What is the only thing standing between me and being rich?

I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.

What do you call ten Frenchmen who stand in front of their goalie for 90 minutes?

Dix.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What is the most deadliest breakfast?

Ebola cereal. Note: Got it from my stepbrother who has his moments.

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

Double Amputee Jokes More Double Amputee Jokes

What did the double-amputee say when he stood up?

I stand corrected." -From

Why couldn't Joe be friends with a double-amputee?

Because he's lack-toes intolerant.