Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself.
Cancer.
A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet )
because he's covering an erection!
because they can't stand up for themselves!
They both look incredibly cute when they are little. They both grow up and go into the transportation business. Note: sikhs - or sardarji as they are commonly known in india - are the largest ethnic group in the truck driver profession. Punjabi food is available on highways across the country.
Ransom notes.
Because he's lack-toes intolerant.
I stand corrected." -From
