Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

Why did the computer science student drop out?

He just couldn't hack it.

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What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.

How many volunteers do we have for my evil army?

384 my liege" "Ok, round them up" "400 my liege"

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What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

Why don't southern belles go to orgies any more?

Too many thank you notes to write

Wad Jokes More Wad Jokes

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

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Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.