Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Where did the little Japanese girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

Why don't southern belles go to orgies any more?

Too many thank you notes to write

Wad Jokes More Wad Jokes

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

Elastic Band Jokes More Elastic Band Jokes

Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make

What's the most flexible type of music group?

An elastic band.